Twitter is a Lizard

So I use Twitter professionally and personally and just set up a Twitter account just for this blog and within one day my account was suspended.  No reason, just a response from my appeal stating that I should check the twitter rules.  Ok, so I can use twitter but I have to make sure I use a real name.  How many spammers are out there on twitter and I can't use "@youlizard" as a screen name.  Well all I gotta say is Twitter, you lizard!

New to blogging

So I'm new to this whole blogging thing.  I needed an outlet.  A way to get go of some of the crap that is in my head and sometimes in my heart.  I often want to scream really loud and sometimes I want to scream at people but you know socially speaking that can't happen.  So I thought, why not blog?  There are so many blogs out there about umm nothing.  There are blogs on celebrities, weightloss, divorce, sex, marriage, children, business, marketing, everything and some of these blogs include all of the above.  I just wanted a place to vent.  To share my thoughts and if I say something who cares.  It's my way of saying "You Lizard!" without really saying when I want to.

Kim and Kris- Who is the lizard here?

I love Kim Kardashian.  I follow her on Twitter.  I read her blog.  I truly think she is beautiful, sexy and smart.  Heck she's made millions, with little education, and very little talent.  I'm not bashing Kim at all.  I said I love her.  I love watching Keeping up with the Kardashians too.  It's something I probably shouldn't share but I do. 

So this divorce thing with Kris and Kim, it's stupid I get it.  I said "You Lizard! when she was going to marry him.  I'm sorry but the woman is goooorgeous!  She can have anyone.  Why him?  I'm not saying he does not have some nice qualities but seriously Kim?  You could have done way better than Kris.  Even the Aussie guy you were hanging with was better.  I think he was kind of a nobody right, but at least he had personality, he treated you good and he was HOT.  Kris started to irritate me up until the wedding. 

Speaking of wedding.  Ok so if I was going to get married and I had lots of money, Kim would be planning my wedding.  I don't know but it was far better than the recent "Royal Wedding". I think Kim and her family did a fabulous job even if the marriage only lasted 72 days, it was a wedding people will talk about forever. She deserves the credit for that.

I do think we need to quit bashing Kim, it's her life, her decisions.  It seems like she's owning the decision so let it go.  There is not one person on this earth who is perfect, we are all lizards once or twice in our life.

About You Lizard!

So there is a saying in my house when you do something stupid or funny; we say "You Lizard!"  My now Fiancee coined this phrase; not sure if he heard it somewhere but it kind of stuck.  It sometimes irritates me when he says "You Lizard!" but then I think about it and now know that it's brilliant.  It's a cute way of saying "Here's your sign" or "You're a dork" or "You're so lucky you're pretty".  You get it right.  I hope so, if not you can say "You Lizard!"

You know there are times when you just want to say something or make a comment but you can't.  Now you can.